I whale always love you.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I think I found my perfect match
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
You’re the queen of my heart.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Yoda one for me!
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I fence-y you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
You have a pizza my heart.
Every piece of you is sweet.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
We make a great pear
I think you’re dandelion.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.