You’re the queen of my heart.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I followed my heart to you.
I wood never leaf you.
My love for you simply radiates.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I love you dairy much.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
You're acute Valentine.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I “lub” you.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I love you meow and forever.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
My love for you is like no otter.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Yoda one for me!
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.