Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I can heartly wait to see you.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"