For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
My love for you is like no otter.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I loaf you.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I whale always love you.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
You’re as sweet as Pi.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
You’re the queen of my heart.
My love for you simply radiates.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
We make a great pear
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I think I found my perfect match
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I find you very a-peeling.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I love you dairy much.
I can heartly wait to see you.