Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
You're acute Valentine.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I “lub” you.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I can heartly wait to see you.
I loaf you.
You have a pizza my heart.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I followed my heart to you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I wood never leaf you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Every piece of you is sweet.
We make a great pear
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I whale always love you.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I dig you a hole lot.
I think I found my perfect match
I’m fondue you.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I think you’re dandelion.