We make a great pear
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I whale always love you.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Every piece of you is sweet.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I fence-y you.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
My love for you is like no otter.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I love you meow and forever.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
Yoda one for me!
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I loaf you.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.