I love you meow and forever.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
My love for you simply radiates.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
My love for you is like no otter.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I followed my heart to you.
I whale always love you.
I fence-y you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I find you very a-peeling.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.