Valentines Day Puns

You gotta love this lovely day! It's Valentine's Day, and it's time for some awesome Valentine's Day puns. These have some epic love puns and romantic puns as well.

Valentines Day Puns

I've been thinking of U periodically.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I fence-y you.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
We make a great pear
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I followed my heart to you.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"

"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Yoda one for me!
I “lub” you.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I love you meow and forever.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.