Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
There’s no reason to wine about you.
We make a great pear
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
You have a pizza my heart.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I’m fondue you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I think I found my perfect match
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
You’re the queen of my heart.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Yoda one for me!
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I find you very a-peeling.
Every piece of you is sweet.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I dig you a hole lot.