Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
We’ve got serious chemistry.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I can heartly wait to see you.
I fence-y you.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
You’re the queen of my heart.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
You're the ruler of my heart.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I’m fondue you.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I find you very a-peeling.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Yoda one for me!
I love you dairy much.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.