I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I sulfur when you argon.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
You have a pizza my heart.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
I loaf you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
My love for you is like no otter.
I’m fondue you.
I wood never leaf you.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
You’re the queen of my heart.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I dig you a hole lot.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
I fence-y you.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I “lub” you.
I followed my heart to you.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.