I fence-y you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I dig you a hole lot.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I think I found my perfect match
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Every piece of you is sweet.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I'm fondue you, it's true
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I love you meow and forever.
You're acute Valentine.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
I loaf you.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.