I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
We make a great pear
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
I think you’re dandelion.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
You’re the queen of my heart.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
My love for you simply radiates.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I wood never leaf you.
I loaf you.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
You're the ruler of my heart.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I’m fondue you.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I love you dairy much.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I dig you a hole lot.