What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I love you meow and forever.
You're acute Valentine.
I wood never leaf you.
I dig you a hole lot.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I followed my heart to you.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I sulfur when you argon.
My love for you is like no otter.
I “lub” you.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I love you dairy much.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I whale always love you.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I think I found my perfect match
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
You’re the queen of my heart.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Yoda one for me!
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I fence-y you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
You have a pizza my heart.
Every piece of you is sweet.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.