I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Yoda one for me!
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Don’t go bacon my heart.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
You have a pizza my heart.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
We make a great pear
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
You're acute Valentine.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I followed my heart to you.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I whale always love you.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
You’re the queen of my heart.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I wood never leaf you.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I think I found my perfect match
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I love you dairy much.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.