My love for you is like no otter.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I wood never leaf you.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I whale always love you.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I love you meow and forever.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I “lub” you.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I fence-y you.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Every piece of you is sweet.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
You have a pizza my heart.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.