I can heartly wait to see you.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I followed my heart to you.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I whale always love you.
Yoda one for me!
I love you dairy much.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I sulfur when you argon.
I loaf you.
I think you’re dandelion.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
My love for you simply radiates.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I think I found my perfect match
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I find you very a-peeling.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I wood never leaf you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
We make a great pear
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I “lub” you.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
You're acute Valentine.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.