When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I can heartly wait to see you.
I “lub” you.
I love you meow and forever.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I loaf you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I love you dairy much.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I find you very a-peeling.
I sulfur when you argon.
I think you’re dandelion.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I whale always love you.
My love for you is like no otter.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You're acute Valentine.
I think I found my perfect match
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
You have a pizza my heart.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"