Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I sulfur when you argon.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I whale always love you.
You have a pizza my heart.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I'm fondue you, it's true
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
My love for you is like no otter.
I’m fondue you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I love you meow and forever.
I dig you a hole lot.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
I find you very a-peeling.
I think I found my perfect match
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
There’s no reason to wine about you.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Every piece of you is sweet.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
You’re the queen of my heart.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I loaf you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.