Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I can heartly wait to see you.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I fence-y you.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I think you’re dandelion.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
We make a great pear
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
I loaf you.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I “lub” you.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I dig you a hole lot.
My love for you is like no otter.
I whale always love you.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I love you meow and forever.
I think I found my perfect match
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.