You're the ruler of my heart.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Yoda one for me!
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I whale always love you.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
I wood never leaf you.
I think I found my perfect match
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I think you’re dandelion.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
You're acute Valentine.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I love you dairy much.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
You have a pizza my heart.
I'm fondue you, it's true
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
My love for you simply radiates.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I loaf you.
I “lub” you.
I find you very a-peeling.
We make a great pear
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.