You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.