Did you hear about the loggers who stopped cutting down the forest? The trees really felt re-leafed.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
Why wouldn’t the squirrel collect the oak’s acorns today? She called in sick and then went to the beech.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.