Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
What happens to romantic trees on Valentine’s Day? They get all sappy.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.