Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
Why wouldn’t the squirrel collect the oak’s acorns today? She called in sick and then went to the beech.
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.