Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis