Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
A woman who gave birth in a tree was sent to jail
She was charged with treeson
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.