Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
How do trees get onto the internet? They just log on.
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.