Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
Did you hear about the loggers who stopped cutting down the forest? The trees really felt re-leafed.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.