What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.