Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.