Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
A woman who gave birth in a tree was sent to jail
She was charged with treeson
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.