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Wrapped Jokes

Tableware Puns
What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?
A brief Wellington
Mummy Puns
Why didn't the mummy have any friends? Because he was too wrapped up in himself.
Phone Puns
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
Orange Puns
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Person of Mold,
Who shrank from sensations of cold,
So he purchased some muffs,
Some furs and some fluffs,
And wrapped himself from the cold.
Bacon Puns
What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.