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Wrapped Jokes

Clothes Pick Up Lines
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Person of Mold,
Who shrank from sensations of cold,
So he purchased some muffs,
Some furs and some fluffs,
And wrapped himself from the cold.
Tableware Puns
What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?
A brief Wellington
Orange Puns
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Bacon Puns
What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork.
Phone Puns
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Mummy Puns
Why didn't the mummy have any friends? Because he was too wrapped up in himself.