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Willing Jokes

Mexican Pick Up Lines
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Utensils Puns
When I was a student, I was worried that my housemates would be annoyed if I ran off with some of their kitchen utemsils. But that was a whisk I was willing to take.
Yard Puns
I'm always really disappointed when I pull up to a yard sale...
And they aren't willing to sell me any of their yards.
Toxic Pick Up Lines
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Puns
The police told me they'd throw me in jail the next time they caught me stealing board games.
But that's a Risk I'm willing to take.
Christian Pick Up Lines
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Knight Puns
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
One Liners and Short Jokes
I almost got caught stealing a board game today.
But it was a Risk I was willing to take.
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard for long hours. The blacksmith instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer.”

The apprentice did just as he was told. Now he’s the village blacksmith.
Volleyball Puns
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Apology Pick Up Lines
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Funny Limericks
If a person would have several friends,
here's the thing upon which it depends;
are you willing to share
when there isn't much there
and burn up your day from both ends.

(By Steve Mckee)
Funny Work Quotes
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams