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Why Jokes

Food Quotes
"Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It’s a grain. It’s like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem."
– James Patterson
“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”
― Unknown
Mall Pick Up Lines
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Corona Virus Jokes
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Sun Pick Up Lines
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Movie Pick Up Lines
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Space Pick Up Lines
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Literary Pick Up Lines
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?