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Vampire Jokes

Monster Puns
I was asked who my favorite vampire was. I said it was the Muppet from Sesame Street.
They said, he doesn't count!
I replied, "I can assure you, he does!"
What would you call a vampire who is into finance?
Account Dracula.
How do you kill a southern vampire?
You bless his heart.
Did you hear about the vampire who only had one fang?
He just had to grin and bare it.
What do you call a criminal vampire?
A fangster.
Strawberry Puns
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Werewolf Puns
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Meat Puns
How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire? With a steak to the heart!
Zombie Puns
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend?
- You're dead to me!
Corona Virus Jokes
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Ghoul Puns
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Movie Pick Up Lines
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer