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Toast Jokes

Dad Jokes
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
Space Puns
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
Nurse Puns
Nurse: Are you allergic to anything?
Man: Burnt bread.
Nurse: You're allergic to burnt bread?!?
Man: Yes, I’m black toast intolerant.
Cow Puns
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
Roses are Red Violets are Blue Jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
Bread Puns
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Man of the coast,
Who placidly sat on a post;
But when it was cold
He relinquished his hold
And called for some hot buttered toast.
Love Puns
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.