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Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
4th of July Pick Up Lines
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Clothes Pick Up Lines
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Corona Virus Jokes
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
Halloween Pick Up Lines
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Christian Pick Up Lines
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.