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Funny Aging Quotes
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old." - Mark Twain
Clothes Pick Up Lines
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Movie Pick Up Lines
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Classic Pick Up Lines
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Food Quotes
"I'm not sure how the average American would differentiate National Dessert Day from any other day."
– Andy Borowitz
"I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good if it's the pepper or the oni."
— Ulrik Stephens
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.