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Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
Yard Puns
The neighbor's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence.
But that didn't solve anything.
Now the neighbors have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Space Pick Up Lines
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Garden Puns
If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
If a man is alone in the garden and speaks, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
Classic Pick Up Lines
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Literary Pick Up Lines
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Friendship Quotes
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.