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Stay Jokes

Funny Animal Quotes
“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.”—Rodney Dangerfield
Halloween Pick Up Lines
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Food Quotes
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
Zombie Puns
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Funny Aging Quotes
"I have successfully completed the thirty-year transition from wanting to stay up late to just wanting to go to bed." - Unknown
Friendship Quotes
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
Elf Puns
Where does an elf family stay when on vacation?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel!
How do elves stay so skinny?
Elfy eating!
Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
The Beatles Pick Up Lines
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Garden Quotes
A weed is a plant that is not only in the wrong place but intends to stay.”
— Sara Stein