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Spare Jokes

Zombie Puns
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
Second hand.
Corona Virus Jokes
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Funny Money Quotes
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
Bowling Puns
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
Werewolf Puns
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Thanksgiving Jokes
What did the turkey say before he was roasted?

“OK, spare me no insults!"
Meat Puns
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!