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Funny Aging Quotes
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese." – Billie Burke
Classic Pick Up Lines
You dropped something. My jaw.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Movie Pick Up Lines
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something."
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
Space Pick Up Lines
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Food Quotes
"A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do."
– P. J. O’Rourke
“I want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."”
― Unknown
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Mall Pick Up Lines
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
The Beatles Pick Up Lines
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
Elvis Pick Up Lines
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.