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Clothes Pick Up Lines
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Corona Virus Jokes
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Movie Pick Up Lines
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Classic Pick Up Lines
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Christian Pick Up Lines
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Literary Pick Up Lines
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Easter Pick Up Lines
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!