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Site Jokes

Computer Puns
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Art Puns
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
Koala Puns
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Airport Puns
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
Medical Puns
“Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes.”
Puns
What’s a tree’s favorite dating site?
Timber.
Did you hear that there’s a webpage for people who suffer from chronic eye pain?
It’s a site for sore eyes.
I didn't know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there.
Monster Puns
What job on a construction site is best suited to a skeleton?
Cranium operator.
Crocodile Puns
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
Nature Puns
How do you learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest? Check out their web site!
Family Puns
I met your mother on a dating site.
I don't know, we just clicked.