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Runs Jokes

Jogging Pick Up Lines
I like long runs on the beach.
Tiger Puns
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Strawberry Puns
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Turtle Puns
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
Ski Puns
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
Puns
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon. “A bacon tree ! We’re saved!” He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
Grammar Puns
Nothing runs a pun like bad spelling, accept poor grammar's.
Baseball Puns
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
One Liners for Kids
What runs but can't walk? The faucet!
What runs but doesn't get anywhere? A refrigerator.
Do you know why diarrhea is hereditary? Because it runs through your jeans. What would you do if I stole a kiss? Call the Police
Garden Puns
What runs around a garden but never moves? A fence.
Gnome Puns
Did you hear a gnome's favorite sport is baseball?
They love to score gnome runs.
Christmas Puns
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”