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Rule Jokes

Clever Jokes
The first rule of Tautology club is the first rule of Tautology club.
Cat Puns
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
Ancient Rome Puns
You know, I really liked the rule of Nero.
Rome was pretty lit at the time.
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
"Toga-ther, we can rule the world!"
Bowling Puns
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Food Poems
An oyster from Kalamazoo
Confessed he was feeling quite blue.
For he said, "As a rule,
When the weather turns cool,
I invariably get in a stew."
Funny Money Quotes
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~Buzzie Bavasi
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
Gun Puns
Why did Immanuel Kant lend his machine gun to forces plotting a military coup?
Because he willed that his Maxim could make a general rule.
Dad Puns
Wife: why do dad's have the worst jokes?

Me: It's a rule, dads have to have cringy jokes

Wife: Who makes those rules?

Me: The Dad Poet Society

Wife: (Groan)
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Quotes
“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”
Graham Norton
Grammar Puns
Everyone remembers the common hieroglyphics grammar rule...
Eye before flea, except after sea.
Chocolate Puns
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
Funny Haiku
The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.