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Rose Jokes

Elvis Pick Up Lines
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Funny Aging Quotes
"I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often… but I’m well preserved." - Rose Kennedy
Funny Limericks
An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored -- how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
There was a young lady named Rose,
Who had a large wart on her nose.
When she had it removed,
Her appearance improved,
But her glasses slipped down to her toes.
She followed her nose,
One day, I suppose,
And no one knows which way she went.
April Fools Jokes
What did Jesus say when he rose from the dead on Easter Sunday?
April Fools! I'm not really dead!
Rainbow Puns
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
Hand Puns
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
Flower Pick Up Lines
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Nature Puns
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
Boat Puns
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
Seal Puns
Baby seal walks into a club...
Years later he would sing A kiss from a rose in the same club.
Flower Puns
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
Literary Pick Up Lines
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored — how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
Animal Pick Up Lines
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.