Princess Jokes

What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
The Genie and the Three Wishes
A man finds a magic lamp. Of course, as the deal goes, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie that thunders he has 3 wishes to make.. "For my first wish, I want to be some kind of royalty." the man says. The Genie nods. "Yes, yes. That can easily be arranged." "For my second wish, I want to live in luxury, the most beautiful castle." "It will be done", the Genie agrees. "And I want to be married to a beautiful princess." "I understand", says the Genie, "However, your wishes require a lot of work. But it should be done tomorrow." So the man goes to sleep and when he wakes up, he is laying in a beautiful bed. He looks around and everything is just as he wished. He is a noble, living inside a beautiful castle and next to him a beautiful princess smiles at him. "Oh, you're finally awake, Franz-Ferdinand. We should get up, today we're traveling to Sarajevo."
Why did Princess Leia lose all her friends and family?
She got involved with Alderaan people.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.