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Place Jokes

Garden Quotes
A weed is a plant that is not only in the wrong place but intends to stay.”
— Sara Stein
Fairy Puns
I expected a call last night, so I slept with my phone under my pillow.
When I woke up it was gone, and there was a dollar coin in its place?!
Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy...
Space Pick Up Lines
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Nuts Puns
Where’s the best place to find out information about pistachios?
The inter-nut.
Movie Pick Up Lines
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Garden Puns
Gardening question: Does anyone know a good place where I can buy a fern? Asking for a frond.
Classic Pick Up Lines
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Food Quotes
"Never order barbecue in a place that also serves quiche."
— Lewis Grizzard
Christian Pick Up Lines
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?