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Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Classic Pick Up Lines
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Christian Pick Up Lines
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
4th of July Pick Up Lines
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Corona Virus Jokes
There’s no trick in these pants.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."
Movie Pick Up Lines
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)