My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework. So we did it squid pro quo.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration. Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account. I have no Drive.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
My youngest needed a diaper change, so my wife called down from upstairs, "Can you throw up some wipes?" "I'm not sure," I replied. "I haven't eaten any."
Made a shoe out of tea bags for my wife, she said she needed to wipe her nose.