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Listening Jokes

Vegetable Puns
Did you hear about that show that tests the listening skills of vegetables?
Its tests the ears of its corn-testants.
Ear Puns
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell
Peach Puns
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Nature Puns
I have a good nature joke but after listening to it, everyone just leaves.
Basketball Puns
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Tree Puns
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
Funny Parenting Quotes
"Parenting is basically just listening to yourself talk because nobody else is." - Unknown
“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.”

- James Baldwin.
Music Puns
My neighbors are listening to great music.
Whether they like it or not.