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Lane Jokes

Hard Drive Puns
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
Bowling Puns
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”

- Lane Olinghouse.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Water Sports Pick Up Lines
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Puns
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Italy Puns
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
Brain Puns
What street does the hippocampus live on?
Memory lane.
Why didn't the brain want to take a bath?
Funny Money Quotes
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
Skeleton Puns
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.