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Invisible Jokes

Romantic Pick Up Lines
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Puns
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
Medical Puns
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
The ICU.
Marriage Puns
It’s been a few years since the invisible man married the invisible woman.
Their kids are nothing to look at.
Color Puns
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Pig Puns
How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
Soap Puns
What is the invisible man's favorite shampoo?
Clear.
Flight Puns
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Cherry Puns
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Doctor Puns
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Tell him I can't see him right now."
One Liners and Short Jokes
How many Conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The invisible hand does it.
Q: Patient: Doctor, sometimes I feel like I'm invisible.
A: Doctor: Who said that?
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
A Rabbit's flatulence.
Worm Puns
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.