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Invisible Jokes

Cherry Puns
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
One Liners and Short Jokes
How many Conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The invisible hand does it.
Q: Patient: Doctor, sometimes I feel like I'm invisible.
A: Doctor: Who said that?
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
A Rabbit's flatulence.
Marriage Puns
It’s been a few years since the invisible man married the invisible woman.
Their kids are nothing to look at.
Flight Puns
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Puns
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
Doctor Puns
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Tell him I can't see him right now."
Medical Puns
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
The ICU.
Soap Puns
What is the invisible man's favorite shampoo?
Clear.
Romantic Pick Up Lines
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Pig Puns
How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
Worm Puns
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
Color Puns
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.