Humor Jokes

I tried to tell a joke about towels...
But people don’t like my dry humor.
What must a witty perfume have?
Scents of humor.
What kind of humor did the Founding Fathers partake in?
Dad jokes
“Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keep friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.”
Greenville Kleisser
“The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.”
Mark Twain
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
William James
“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”
E. B. White
They aren’t gnome for their humor.
What kind of humor did the Founding Fathers partake in?
Dad jokes.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
“Parenting without a sense of humor is like being an accountant who sucks at math.”

- Amber Dusick.
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."
— Joss Whedon
Do people have strange scents of humor if they laugh at their own farts?
Son, your mother died. It happened when she choked on her dinner from laughing.
You could say I have a killer sense of humor.