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Falling Jokes

Garden Puns
What is it called when a gardener covertly listens to foliage falling in the fall?
Leaves-dropping.
Sorry Pick Up Lines
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Travel Pick Up Lines
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Lettuce Puns
A major produce organization is reeling after multiple reports of tainted lettuce.
We may soon witness the falling of the Romaine Empire.
Apology Pick Up Lines
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
Water Sports Pick Up Lines
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Meat Puns
What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
Canadian Pick Up Lines
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Elvis Pick Up Lines
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
Classic Pick Up Lines
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Christian Pick Up Lines
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Sky Puns
I told my mother moose were falling from the sky.
She said, "It's reindeer."
Food Pick Up Lines
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.