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Event Jokes

Cheese Puns
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
Space Pick Up Lines
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Orange Puns
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Electricity Puns
What would you call a power failure? A current event.

My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So, I tasered her, and I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.”

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, Get out! We don’t serve your kind here.
What is a plug’s favorite chant at a sporting event?
CHARGE!!
Skeleton Puns
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Head Puns
Why is a baby showing the top of its head during labor a significant event?
Because that’s the baby’s crowning achievement.
One Liners and Short Jokes
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.
Little Johnny got up to read his.
It began, "My daddy fell in a well last week."
"Good Lord!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?"
"He must be," said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday."
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Football Puns
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
Seal Puns
Did you hear that the singer Seal left a night club event because of the revellers sharing derogatory poems about him?
He was dissed by the prose at a rave.
One Liners for Kids
What event do spiders love to attend?
Webbings.
Onion Puns
What was the event of the onion family getting back together called as? A family reonion.