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Eating Jokes

Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Nuts Puns
To the person who has been eating all of my mixed nuts.
I'm going to cashew.
Tableware Puns
What happened to your arm, Greg? And why are you eating that giant bowl of herbs?
"You know what they say, Margaret"
"Thyme heals all wounds".
Utensils Puns
My eating utensils were forged from forged steel, so don't mess with me or I'll fork you up.
Yard Puns
I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
I woke up this morning and saw two birds sitting in the sun in my backyard, eating ice cream.
They were Basking Robins.
Gnome Puns
What sound does a gnome make when he's eating dinner?
Gnome-gnome-gnom-gnom-gnom-nom-nom!
Food Quotes
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans."
— Ronald Reagan
“I didn’t get this physique by not eating tacos.”
― Jon Tester
“The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.”
— John Walters
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again."
— George Miller
Elf Puns
How do elves stay so skinny?
Elfy eating!
Funny Health Quotes
"Warning... I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake... which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore, so proceed with caution!"
"Never eat more than you can lift"- Miss Piggy.
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"I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets."- Dolly Parton