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Doors Jokes

Funny Headlines
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Thanksgiving Jokes
What key can’t open doors no matter how hard you try?

Turkey.
Romantic Pick Up Lines
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Chicken Puns
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Dad Jokes
Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?
Because if they had four doors they would be chicken sedans
On his deathbed, my granddad said to me, "Remember these two words. They'll open a lot of doors for you in life."
"Push and pull."
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.
Turkey Puns
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Music Puns
What is Jehovah's witness' favorite band? The Doors.
Knight Puns
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!