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Cute Jokes

Toxic Pick Up Lines
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Australian Pick Up Lines
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Ear Puns
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
Hard Drive Puns
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
Food Pick Up Lines
I think we'd make a cute pear.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Jokes For Women
What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?
Classic Pick Up Lines
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Ghost Puns
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Dog-Themed Pick Up Lines
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Flamingo Puns
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.