Cleaning Jokes

George Michael once damaged his ears while cleaning them...
Careless Swissper.
My computer has a language
That is foreign to me
It speaks of RAM and Gigabytes
And what could ROM be!
I don’t understand the Windows
My computer says are there
Nor the Gem Clip at the side of my page
Wth eyes that blink and stare!
I don’t unerstand the cures
That maintenance wizards do
It’s called defragmenter, span disk,
And virus cleaning too!
Yet, computer and I work hand and eye
With a mouse to translate
The tasks that I want it to do
While it points out my mistakes!
(Burmah M. Teague)
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
So I was cleaning my spice cabinet...
and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands!
Did you ever hear about the blonde who bathed herself and drank cleaning substances? She wanted to be spotless inside and out.
“I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So I became a Mom.” – Unknown
Cleaning my cold frame is a pane in the glass.
I sold my cleaning equipment.
It was just collecting dust.