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Classical Jokes

Music Puns
There are so many jokes about classical composers I could write you a Liszt.
Music Pick Up Lines
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
Funny Limericks
My neighbor came over to say,
Although not in a neighborly way,
That he'd knock me around,
If I didn't stop the sound,
Of the classical music I play.
Swimming Puns
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Band Puns
I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.
I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.
Violin Puns
A classical musician bought a Stradivari violin
Now he is quite Baroque.
Father Puns
Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?
Because he was Baroque
Utensils Puns
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music.
Think it’s the Chopin board.
Sheep Puns
What style of classical music do sheep most enjoy?
Baa-roque
Zombie Puns
What do zombies call a battle between classical music composers where one of them loses their mind?
A de-Bach-le.
Baseball Puns
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
Theater Puns
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.