Jokes > Tags > Chase Jokes

Chase Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes
You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe beside you, and you're being chase by a lion.
What do you do?
Get your drunk butt off the carousel.
Basketball Puns
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
Garden Puns
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden.
Valentines Day Puns
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Apple Puns
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden.
Wolf Puns
When you come across a werewolf with no legs, how do you call it? Call it anything because it cannot chase you!
Apology Pick Up Lines
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Love Puns
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
Animal Pick Up Lines
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Werewolf Puns
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.