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Garden Puns
My local garden center is doing buy one, get one free on manure. Don’t sniff at this offer.
I asked the staff at my local garden center what to grow in my garden. They gave me some sage advice.
Medical Puns
“There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass.'”
Yoga Pick Up Lines
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Space Pick Up Lines
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Space Puns
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
Diving Puns
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
Blond Jokes
Dustin and Jane (both blonds) were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby had come to an end.
The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.
After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, “What ever possessed you to study Russian?”
The couple said proudly, “We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he’ll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him.”
Turtle Puns
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Sports Pick Up Lines
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Animal Puns
Did you hear about the crow who worked at a call Center?
He was fired for Just Caws.
Panda Puns
Why did the bear quit his job at the daycare center?
It was panda-monium.
Medieval Puns
Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.