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Build Jokes

Boat Puns
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Couch Puns
I tried to build myself an armchair, but I messed up some of the measurements and made it too wide.
So near, and yet sofa
Mother Puns
My mother always laughed at me when I told her my dream was to build a car out of spaghetti.
You should of seen her face when I drove pasta.
Engineering Puns
What's the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
Power naps are great. You can really build up charge with them.
Quotes
“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’”
Steven Wright
Computer Puns
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
Medieval Puns
Why was the medieval architect always going to the beaches? So that he could build the perfect sandcastle!
What did Richard III say when someone asked to build a car park in Leicester?
"Over my dead body!"
What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
Mall Pick Up Lines
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Ancient Egypt Puns
My history textbook says that the pharoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.
Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.
Beaver Puns
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.