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Bugs Jokes

Crocodile Puns
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
Frog Puns
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
One Liners for Kids
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress? They got married in the spring.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them
Computer Jokes
I'm working on a Yosemite Sam video game.
But it has a lot of Bugs.
My software never has bugs.
It just develops random features.
Horse Puns
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
Animal Puns
What kind of bugs live in clocks? Ticks!
Fly Puns
I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology.
It really bugs me that it isn't.
Apple Puns
Where do bugs go to watch the big game? Apple-Bees.
Rabbit Puns
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Garden Puns
I'm a gardener and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I plant all day!
I dress in grubby clothing and hang around with slugs.
Oh I'm happy in the garden
With dirt and plants and bugs.
Schwarzenegger retired from TV to kill bugs. Now he’s an ex-terminator.
Do you know what really bugs me? Insect puns.