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Boring Jokes

Garden Puns
I had a job drilling holes for water. It was well boring.
Mother Puns
A child was bored out of his mind. His mother told him that they are going to the laundry mat and the child said "that is the most boring place on earth."
Then the mother said, "Come on, it will be loads of fun."
Lamp Puns
My friend dragged me to a lecture about lamps. I though it would be boring but...
It was very illuminating.
TV Puns
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was boring but the reception was brilliant.
Funny Animal Quotes
“It’s just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn’t it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal.”—John Grogan
Nuts Puns
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
Yard Puns
My friend was explaining at length how he was digging holes in his backyard for water.
He was boring.
Plant Puns
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
Funny Work Quotes
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
Travel Puns
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
Flower Puns
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
Fridge Puns
Refrigerators look kinda boring.
But actually they're pretty cool
Name Pick Up Lines
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful