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Bills Jokes

Puns
I've invented a machine that prints money.
I programmed it to make coins, but for some reason it keeps printing dollar bills....
It makes no cents.
Prison Puns
Why won't prison life be much different from playing for the Bills? OJ will still have big guys opening holes for him.
Funny Animal Quotes
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
Chemistry Puns
How did the blond define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam? Fear of utility bills.
Phone Puns
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
Funny Money Quotes
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
Fire Puns
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
Elf Puns
What kind of money do elves always use?
Jingle bills!
Rock Puns
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.