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Belong Jokes

Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I sent the club a wire stating, 'Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.'"
Monster Puns
Where do bad jokes about skeletons belong?
In the skelebin.
One Liners for Kids
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho cheese!
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Space Pick Up Lines
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
Onion Puns
To which tier of fruits and vegetables do onions belong? They belong to the teary.
Brain Puns
Why does the spinal cord belong in the brass section of an orchestra?
Because of its dorsal and ventral horns.
Clever Jokes
99.9% of people are idiots.
Fortunately, I belong to the 1%.
Dinosaur Puns
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!