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Becomes Jokes

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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When it becomes fully groan.
Dad Puns
How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke?
It'll become apparent.
Crocodile Puns
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
Poop Puns
When your poo goes into the sewers, it's not yours anymore.
It becomes pooblic domain.
Hiking Pick Up Lines
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
Couch Puns
What happens when you make love on a couch?
It becomes a sectional.
Nuts Puns
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Hard Drive Puns
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
Nature Puns
When something evolves, it becomes a fork of nature.
Plant Puns
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
Color Puns
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Mouth Puns
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
Pig Puns
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.