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Awesome Jokes

Phone Puns
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
Spouse Puns
Why didn’t my husband laugh at my awesome ice cream joke?
Because he was laughtose intolerant.
Funny Birthday Poems
Everyone is jealous of us
We make an awesome couple
Life with you seems perfect
Forever, I want to be in this bubble
Today I want to preach
Just one simply philosophy
That a handsome guy like you
Deserves a pretty girl like me
Happy birthday!
Funny Animal Quotes
“Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot’s mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.”—Terry Pratchett
Funny Limericks
Once I visited France,
And learned a new, awesome dance.
I twirled,
And I swirled,
And then I lost my pants.
Love Puns
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
Tea Puns
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
Nature Puns
What did you call an awesome geologist? A rockstar!
Volleyball Puns
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
One Liners and Short Jokes
My girlfriend just told me I'm a poor listener.
Which upset me massively because I'm an awesome whistler.