“Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot’s mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.”—Terry Pratchett
Everyone is jealous of us We make an awesome couple Life with you seems perfect Forever, I want to be in this bubble Today I want to preach Just one simply philosophy That a handsome guy like you Deserves a pretty girl like me Happy birthday!