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Arrest Jokes
Arrest Jokes
Volleyball Puns
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
One Liners and Short Jokes
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman for Halloween, told me that I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.
Violin Puns
The police came to arrest me after I tried to play my cat like a violin
They are charging me with Kitty Fiddling.
Ghost Puns
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Monster Puns
Why couldn’t the police arrest the skeleton?
They couldn’t pin anything on him.
Medical Puns
What did the police arrest the hospital patient for?
He was under cardiac arrest.
Tableware Puns
Why did the police arrest a cup of snow?
For just-ice
Heart Puns
Did you hear about the bear with the bad heart?
It went into kodiak arrest.
You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.
Turkey Puns
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
Salt Puns
What happened to the criminal magician who ate to much salt?
Cardiac arrest.
Thanksgiving Jokes
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.
Star Puns
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.